A choad is a small penis.
by Bellamellamoo April 24, 2019
Get the Choadmug. by Dainperry123456789 April 6, 2017
Get the Choadmug. by owl fountain May 25, 2016
Get the choad chasermug. 1) ethan harris has a complete and absolute choad. it is so short and so fat. couldnt please any girl. and i guarantee when he fingers someone, he can never find the clit.
by #pussy March 6, 2022
Get the choadmug. A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.
Person 1: Hey are you gay?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.
Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.
Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
by ApersonA October 24, 2020
Get the Choad Woodlemug. Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.
Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"
by #duncelife April 29, 2020
Get the world's biggest choadmug. (It = Choad)
C - “It’s not a bad thing, it’s a nickname for Toad.”
Ty - “Yeah, until somebody googles it.”
C - “They’ll just find Toad.”
Ty - “No they won’t.”
C - “It’s not a bad thing, it’s a nickname for Toad.”
Ty - “Yeah, until somebody googles it.”
C - “They’ll just find Toad.”
Ty - “No they won’t.”
by Anonymous WRTP Watcher August 22, 2022
Get the Choadmug.