Cheesecake Mafia

Where a bunch of uncircumcised men collect their dick cheese and start a cheese factory.

Hey Max, wanna start a Cheesecake Mafia?

by Undercover MVP July 1, 2022

cheesecake

Use cheesecake when his/her opinion has a point

Alright she got the cheesecake

by justin seagull y'all June 9, 2020

Cheesecake

Having sex with a girl while having cheese on your penis

“I had so much cheese on my dick i gave her a cheesecake”

by OJ_Esptein January 6, 2024

Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese

My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake

by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022

Cheesecake Toothbrush

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.

Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"

by coldapache February 24, 2012

Cheesecake

A giant dumpy possessed by a man

“Dang - he’s got that cheesecake.”

“Yeah you can tell he hits glutes”

by cdr30721 May 31, 2024

Winnipeg Cheesecake

When you shove someone's face into the slush on the road.

I was drunk outside a bar in January when some guy tried to give me a Winnipeg handshake, so I knocked him down and gave him a Winnipeg Cheesecake.

by Beerstein_cock February 1, 2022