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Chronically Online

A fatass with no life that sits in their stank ass room all day on social media, they are so disconnected from reality, that they say shit that they hear online or do it.
Person 1: “Look at this guy, dressing up as a fucking animal and singing that furry songs stuff.”
Person 2: “That guy is chronically online! He should go hang himself!”
by Nigger hater 22 July 4, 2023
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Adderall Chronicles

Person 1: “Hey are you on adderall chronicles?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I love it! It’s the best Snapchat private story I’m on”
by vcvte August 2, 2022
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Zavier Chronicles

The events before the Great Zavier Wars (GZW) take place forming the empires and kingdoms that partake in them. Often plagued with the fog of war, bias, and false testimonies. Misunderstood by many, one day to be recollected by the Chosen Ones. Find the way. Find the light. Find. Zavier.
Remember the tales of old?
Tales?
Yes, the Zavier Chronicles.
by bootyhole brawler March 31, 2023
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chronic

1. Word to describe any very good strain of marijuana. This term must NOT be thrown around lightly. (ie.Even if you get the sickest strain's of weed all the time and they are better than what everyone else has, only call the few very best types 'da kronic').
Crystal's, red/purple fibres and healthy green is what yo' lookin for.
2. Extreme or severe. Especially, but not explicably someone who smoke's the above substance everyday."
3. Anything sick, excellent, extreme, severe or funny.
1. Daaaaamn. That shit is da chronic!"
2. "Man, i've had a chronic headache all day."
"Probably 'coz yo' is a chronic."
3. "That was a chronic party last night." (sick)
"I have some chronic news for you." (excellent)
"The most chronic thing happened to me last night." (extreme/severe)
"Hahaha...That's chronic." (funny)
by Diego July 18, 2003
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Chaotic

The Danish card game brought over by 4kids Entertainment to the Americas.
Dracco Company Ltd, a Hong Kong-based Danish company, bought Chaotic from Solit Entertainment, before 4kids Entertainment bought it from Dracco.
by Worlder June 28, 2007
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Chronic

This medium height, not too dense Chronic is the perfect combination of good yield and excellent quality. This type of Serious Bud is Sativa and Indica Hybrid best for indoor growing. Won the 3rd prize High Times Cannabis Cup 1994, improved in 2000.
It has a combination of appearances and sweet smell.
It generally has Red Hairs and White Fuzz, THC (not) Crack/Cocaine, and Leaves are a bit Dark.
BUT, may refer to be Chronic laced with Crack or Pure Cocaine for a and more powerful side effect. (Cocoa Puffs)
Chronic
Guy1 - Lets go burn some of dat Dank ass Endo
Guy2 - Fuck yea, Clambake another Doobie
Guy1 - Lets use dat Mutha Fuck'n Hookah, too Bro
by Chronica May 30, 2006
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The Chronic

The Chronic litarally means.

One who has faith in weed,
a person totally committed to the glorious cannabis plant,
The best thing possible,
a Dre dre album,
Cannabis,
A person who smokes weed from the minute they wake up in the mornin and every minute of the day untill there last pipe before they go to sleep at nite...

Example: Weed is the only thing in life i believe in.
Example: Hey lod have you got The chronic am needing a smoke?
Example: Hey lad your new 20" Chrome alloys are the chronic!
by dark_lotus2002 March 28, 2008
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