weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

certified creep squad

A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...

Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.

Why is everyone so intimidated by the Certified Creep Squad?

by CCS29 October 10, 2022

back-certify

The practice of claiming that a particular software mix is certified to work with little or no testing so that a vendor's customer will attempt to implement it.

We've never tested that on Oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the Acme corporation.

by Rob Hoehn April 16, 2007

Certified Aagster

A certified lover and loyal fan of the most glorious Aag4, owner of the precious Sky Kingdoms server—the best Minecraft server ever. These elite followers are known for their unwavering support, admiration, and dedication to Aag4 and the Sky Kingdoms community.

"I’ve been playing on Sky Kingdoms since day one, and I’m always first to defend Aag4’s honor in any debate—no doubt about it, I’m a certified aagster."

by notnutella August 19, 2024

Whiteline certified

Someone who is good at hitting whitelines while cutting up

This nigga whiteline certified

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus

I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.

by slytendenciess April 10, 2024