Cannabicolic

The gastrointestinal reflex that gets activated after smoking cannabis and having to evacuate one’s bowels soon after.

Often after I smoke weed, right afterwards my cannabicolic reflex kicks in.

by Aikidokaratefan February 18, 2023

Canna/Weaver

The Arch Nemesis of the team Im/Ryan. I loss against Canna/Weaver simply cannot be tolerated.

Aw man, I don't wanna hit Canna/Weaver

by tom_tom_ryan March 6, 2023

cannabrat

a person of any gender who is very particular with their cannabis consumption (i.e., only smokes from a bong/bubbler/etc., only smokes homegrown or local, only smokes certain strains, only smokes dabs, etc.)

You don’t need to offer Ryder the joint, they’re a cannabrat and only smoke dabs.

by bunnythem May 21, 2023

Cannadextrous

The ability to roll cannabis joints/blunts with the right and left hands equally well

My man smokes so much weed he cannadextrous; he can roll his blunts right - handed or left - handed while riding a bike!

by SaunnyG May 24, 2023

cannabis baby

A person who loves weed with a passion and they know a lot about it

Im a really big cannabis baby

by Lightskin jesus June 7, 2023

Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.

Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.

by MR333U555 September 6, 2023

Cannabis Spotter

A cannabis entrepreneur who keeps an eye on market supply always looking for new opertunintes.

Justin is an aspiring cannabis spotter.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023