Fat Cake

Army jargon for snack cakes such as honey buns, zebra cakes, twinkies, muffins, hostess cakes, etc.

You've been eating too many fat cakes soldier!

by Grey23 May 10, 2011

Maryland Brown Crab Cake

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer

I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.

by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010

Cum Cake

A cake that has cum frosting.

She just ate a cum cake.

by BJ Ondeeday February 20, 2009

Rice Cake

Any kind of food made from rice that has been shaped, condensed, or otherwise combined into a single object.

A wide variety of rice cakes exist in many different cultures in which rice is eaten, particularly in Asia. They originate from Korea, where their ancestors made Tteok since the bronze age.

Tteok: Korean rice cakes
Puto: A Filipino steamed rice cake
Mochi: Japanese cakes made from glutinous rice

by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

cake by the ocean

HAVING SEX AT THE BEACH

but Jeniffer you can't have cake by the ocean. your gonna get sand all over your icing.

by The mastercard guy December 19, 2015

cake ass nigga

1.someone who is a bitch because he cant spend one minute away from his girl. if you chilling with him, no matter what you're doing, he will leave at the wim of his girl. he will allow his girl to display what use to be his balls, and what is now her new trophy, to eveyone with no shame. if you can hang out with him bet that his girl will be there.
2.pussywipped
3.brian

oh, brian? he is a cake ass nigga. he has been with his girl the whole time.

by dontuserealname1243 June 22, 2011

cakeing

The act to flirting, hugging, or otherwise spending lots of time right next to your significant other.

Shawnna and her boyfriend be cakeing everyday in the cafeteria.

by Tricey April 20, 2006