baylee samp

a penis that cannot cum.

my penis is baylee samp tonight i geuss i cant get u pregnant

by olive12345678900987654321 January 24, 2010

alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.

Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!

by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016

Jedward Bullen

-A morphed version of Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Usually refering to the only team that matters which is of course Jedward Bullen....Are You Conflicted between Team Edward & Team Jacob, yeah you could be Team Switserland but what fun is that? Pick Jedward Bullen!

Person 1: I don't know weather to be on Team Cullen or Team Black

Jedward Bullen: Don't worry vote Jedward Bullen THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS.

by Team Jedward Bullen September 27, 2008

bugle

An object, person or place which is amazing, beautiful or generally has outstanding quality.

Rio is an absolute bugle of a city.
Alice is a little bugle.

by Henrick Herring August 6, 2006

Bugler

‎1. Excessive elbow useage, usually aimed at the ribs of someone.
2. Saying inappropriate things to girls
3. Spilling people's drinks everywhere
4. Any other clumsy act usually involving chemicals
5. Unnecessary showering

1. "generic bad joke, dya get it??" *Buglering in the ribs*

2. Person 1: "your hair looked nicer yesterday"

Person 2: "That was such a Bugler of a statement, you just don't get girls at all do you??"

3. Person 1: "Mate can you pass me my drink"

Person 2: "Sure let me just grab it - oh shit"

Person 1: "ffs you just Bugler'd my drink onto the floor!"

4. Every lab has a Bugler, as soon as they walk in something will go wrong/explode/implode/spill/melt. All chemical labs should have anti-bugler warning signs.

by Cemeg Caerdydd June 4, 2011

Boyler

To do something stupid, or say something that makes you look simple is to do a 'Boyler'

To say someone is being stupid.

Bob "LOL, that guy just walked into a glass door!"

John "BOYLER!"

by Nicrah June 19, 2011

Boylebrow

Eyebrows of a magnitude of bushiness similar to those of Britain's Got Talent superstar, Susan Boyle.

Dave: Sorry to hear about the girlfriend mate.
Ed: Yeah mate she was awesome, but I couldn't get past the Boylebrow.

by Pub quiz June 2, 2009