Buddhism

A philosophy, originally coming from India and common in East and South-East Asia.

A buddhist can sometimes be a white dude who watched too many kung-fu movies and/or tries to find something to replace his identity,
which is despised by the owned media and education system.

- "Christian" : Guys, I converted to buddhism yesterday, it's so cool !

- Bob :*facepalm* Buddhism is not a religion... you cannot convert to buddhism.

- Asian dude with an one-syllable name : I don't care, you're still white, ha ha ha.

by Enlightenedkike January 11, 2018

Buddha clap

When yo belly so fat it claps when you run

Take a lap and let me hear that buddha clap

by Adsmac January 26, 2018

buddole

buddole

My bruda lick lick lick lick my buddole,

by John Yoet May 7, 2018

Buddha

Other word for cock
Often used in combination with "convert to..." which then has the meaning of sucking cock.

I can show you my little buddha.
Let me show you how to convert to buddhism.

by Schrulius January 21, 2019

Buddhist daddy

An I identified creature that only few know of. This creature is ominous and very rare to find.

Carter Stone has big gay. Buddhist daddy is probably not.

by Fuck Carter December 7, 2019

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020

Buddon

A German rooted, South Dakota word, with an accent, another word for button.

Ypu are missing a buddon on your shirt.

by @thesketchartist3 March 26, 2021