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Brown Onion

The least attractive female of a group of females.
Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!

And one Brown Onion.
by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011
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Mordecai Brown

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.
I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.
by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021
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brown sleeve

1. when you wipe your ass while wearing a long sleeved shirt and get poop on your shirt sleeve
Tom didn't roll up his sleeve before wiping his ass and got a severe case of brown sleeve.
by sk1979 December 2, 2010
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brown bidet

A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."
by Swinky June 1, 2009
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Brown Poncho

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.
I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!
by suddensaxon September 10, 2013
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Brown Trumped

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.
Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"
by Shallow People Directory November 4, 2020
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Brown Marble

Braaaahhhh I need your pocket knife.

Why?

Gotta cut this brown marble out my crease fleece. I can barley walk.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
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