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Face Balker

A Facebook Stalker. Someone who makes a comment on every post you add and/or "likes" what you wrote even though you never respond to them. You would love to de-friend them but are afraid you would appear to be a prick if you do.
Crap, Ryan. That Michael guy is a total Face Balker. He comments on your every post. He's so annoying that I'm thinking of hiding you. Do us all a favor and de-friend that bastard!
by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009
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Balkin

wat u upta man?

nthn much jus balkin some people
by Byrnsie July 31, 2009
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Brahk

a hispanic person that resembles an asian person. Origin: a character on pokemon, tan and very chinqy.
"you brahk ass nigga"
by princezz March 31, 2005
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brack

to beat up someone often used by chavs which they have many slang adjectives like murk, bang etc.
'i am gonna brack this perosn up'
'lol jokes'
'i am gonna brack his face up
by sahnol2006 April 25, 2006
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balken

"Up" in the context of what's up, but adds more flavor and rolls off the tongue much better. Often confused with a noise a chicken makes.
Correct usage:
"Hey Paul, what's balken"
Incorrect:
"Wow that chicken was really balken"
by William Ma February 6, 2008
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brackgalossie

the name the postman calls luca beccalossi when hes fucked up on enough ketamine to bring down an elephant!
do you mean BECCALOSSI..."yea!" then why did you say Brackgalossie...(with arms shaking in the air)..."IDK haha!" as he walks out the door!!
by KIDNEY KING! February 4, 2010
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Phlagm Bracket

An Over-exxesively jiggly leg calf, usually quite hairy.
once upon a time the was a man named Leslie and his phlagm braket was put under an evil spell. Leslie was very uspet because now he couldnt jiggle it very well. He went to the great wizard Jasper and his phlagm bracket was never jigglier!
by Edwardio +Elanory December 9, 2004
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