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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
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bucket hat bourgade

the collective of british indie kids

have 🍋s and ‘god bless the band x’ in their bio and usually northern i cant lie.. probs quotes liam gallagher without even realising and has that arctic monkeys poster with them in the boat😩 consists of dark fruit lads, britpop stans and indie girls that are probs in love with alex turner
liam gallaghers headlining again, expect to see the bucket hat bourgade going mental
by professional sza stan November 27, 2020
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bucket hat bourgade

the collective of british indie kids

have 🍋s and ‘god bless the band x’ in their bio and usually northern i cant lie.. probs quotes liam gallagher without even realising and has that arctic monkeys poster with them in the boat😩 consists of dark fruit lads, britpop stans and indie girls that are probs in love with alex turner
liam gallaghers headlining again, expect to see the bucket hat bourgade going mental
by professional sza stan November 27, 2020
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Taken to Bournemouth

Bournemouth being a complete shithole so a great innuendo for a fine bit of buggery
Ooooof look at his Nan, she’s gotta be taken to Bournemouth
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Pull a Beth Bourne

To suddenly ostracize oneself from one’s entire family and community by becoming radically transphobic and/or becoming unhealthily obsessed with transgender kids.
“I was thinking of coming out to my mom as nonbinary, but she’s been ‘doing a lot of her own research’ lately… I hope she doesn’t pull a Beth Bourne!”
by Cupcake Guy June 29, 2025
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