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bullen

A girl that is slightly overweight but still beautiful
Look! Bullen.
by JME420 January 26, 2024
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bollek

A real man's way of saying bollocks.
David:"Did you see they raised the price of blue spark?"

Sam:"Bollek"
by ChubbyWilly December 6, 2023
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bellend fireball

1. When passing kidney Stones while having an STI

2. A not so good plumbing apprentice
You weren't at the pub Friday? I had a bad case of the Bellend fireballs again....

Gee that apprentice of yours is a real bellend fireball mate...
by Spindle.com August 30, 2024
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bellend

You're (you the reader right now) a bellend
by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024
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Bellendery

Bellendery is the practice of displaying a complete lack of intelligent thought or consideration for others often resulting in inconvenience to others. The perpetrator is seemingly unaware of the cause and effect of their actions.
When witnessing such an idiotic act or seeing the resulting carnage, one might exclaim "What is this bellendery?!"
by MissTax February 12, 2024
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ballenlikker

Ballenlikker is in Dutch the meaning when you love someone.
'Hey joe!'
'Hey mama!'
'You are such a ballenlikker! I love you very much!'
by ballen sabbelaar February 13, 2024
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bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"
Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.
by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024
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