Whorry Ballafante

The best Jamaican-American singer that ever lived.
He was best known for his 1956 cover of Gay-O/The Banana Butt Song.
He had big balls to play.

Whorry Ballafante: GAY-O! Me Say Gay-O.
The Tarriers: Gaylight cumming, we want to go hoes.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Brokeback Ballard

When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.

I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.

by Your Poltergeist July 25, 2023

Being a Bella

Being a Bella is to be clumsy and/or use an unnecessary amount of 'umm's and 'ahhs'. Originates from the books/movies The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer and refers to Bella Swan.

Person 1: "Did you see Hannah earlier? She fell on the stairs."

Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"

OR

Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"

Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"

by darceygemie May 5, 2013

belladrama

over-the-top melodrama, brought on by one's own stupid actions that is so painfully obnoxious everyone wants to injure you for acting that way. Named for Bella Swan of the Twilight series, who constantly puts herself in ridiculous situations and can't think herself out of a cardboard box.

"Do I love my boyfriend that I've been ridiculously in love with for over a year, or do I love the emotionally manipulative guy who is waiting in the wings that I think of as just a friend? Oh God, choices! I feel just like a Jane Austen character/Juliet!"
"I hate you and your belladrama so fucking much."

by Stephanie "Cockblock" Meyers October 23, 2008

balla girl

Someone who is a hard worker and very mature for their age. They will own you if you make them mad, and even may make you cry.

Balla girl is an owner!

Balla girl just made that person cry!

by TheMagicalElf August 14, 2009

Ballarat Cravat

Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.

Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.

"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"

"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"

by dustinhoffmin August 11, 2012

ballacked

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.

My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"

by Matt Janes August 6, 2006