The Boiled One

An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.

(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)

"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One

by jjrplz54 August 11, 2024

Waxer and Boil

2 clones who were inseparable friends during the clone wars.

Person 1: dude, those 2 are like Waxer and Boil.
Person 2: they are best friends.

by Cooper Pooper January 14, 2021

boiled

being so bored out of your mind

I am so boiled

by realbigedd May 10, 2020

Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

by Do close the door March 15, 2022

boiling rock

a chef's left testicle during the 2020 heatwave

Watch out you don't catch my boiling rock with that pan!

by wandering.sal83 August 13, 2020

BOIL

A white plump oily bump

Amber shouldn't have been working in the garden all day without washing her stinky pussy, so she got a boil.

by TheDudeFromCoon June 10, 2022

Shrimp Boil

Finding one’s self in a pickle, a predicament.

Joe found himself in a real shrimp boil with his wife when he got home from his brother in laws bachelor party.

by 614_FGR January 9, 2024