Those shades that guys where to hide there ugly mother fucking faces, but they have a rockin' body & huge cock. Even though they have some ugly face, we still fuck them, we'll just turn the lights off!
by Buttertoes ;) April 11, 2008
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A god. The offspring of Chuck Norris and Satan, this behemoth of muscle and rage can not be stopped. If you ever see him be glad ... this is because he is allowing you to live.
by TheWalmartGreeter September 7, 2014
Get the tony becker mug.A verb that describes the act of lowering one's expectations for something in order to prevent against the disappointment of them not being met. It is derived from the popular TV sitcom of the same name (Becker) in which the titular character played by Ted Danson lived by a mantra of "no expectations, no disappointment." He would repeat that phrase to anyone who was attempting to get him to be more optimistic about something or just life in general, which was against his nature. He would also use the phrase to remind himself to lower his expectations when they were high.
Greg: Hey Luke tell Tom what happened to you last night
Luke: Ok
Greg: Tom this is the best story you will ever hear man.
Luke: Whoa, Becker your expectations a bit, it's not that good.
Tom: Beckered.
Luke: Ok
Greg: Tom this is the best story you will ever hear man.
Luke: Whoa, Becker your expectations a bit, it's not that good.
Tom: Beckered.
by Tom3457mofo April 28, 2014
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Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.
Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.
"I bought Sam a shot of tequilla but he couldn't drink it cuz his girl was trippin and being a shot blocker."
by Juice 575 June 1, 2007
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Me: hey look at stephan and jazmine over there.
Edward: yeah u think theyre gonna hook up?
Me: yeah man it looks that... oh wait theres Tim heading for them
Edward: What should we do??
Me: Lets try to get to Tim before he gets to stephan! Oh man its too late
Edward: What a cock blocker
Me: yup. Moment of silence for our fallen brother.
Edward: yeah u think theyre gonna hook up?
Me: yeah man it looks that... oh wait theres Tim heading for them
Edward: What should we do??
Me: Lets try to get to Tim before he gets to stephan! Oh man its too late
Edward: What a cock blocker
Me: yup. Moment of silence for our fallen brother.
by sharks_pwn February 27, 2008
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