Geek Bling

When some one (usually already geeky in nature) wears a jump/flash drive on a lanyard around their neck.

"take off that stupid lanyard!"
"no man this is my geek bling!"

"oh crap! I can't do my work for CAD I forgot my geek bling"

Geek Bling by Bobby J October 19, 2006

pippa-bling 

A trophy shag, to sleep with a star or very posh person who is very inaccessible.

You would then tell all your friends and effectly wear the "trophy" around your neck.

Pippa Middleton would be consider posh and inaccessible due to her sisters recent marriage...hence pippa-bling

Friend A get's phone out to show friend a picture of the very posh girl he slept with last night who his friends doubted he'd ever do due to her extreme posh-ness

A: Check out the pippa-bling I got last night!

B: Dude she is well posh....I never thought you'd nail that!

pippa-bling by mrlambo June 5, 2011

car bling 

The crap like spoilers, body kits, bolted fuel caps and stick-on window tinting that boy racers (see also pond scum and chavs) attach to their beaten up Vauxhall Novas to impress their friends.

The end result is a sheep in wolf's clothing.

Rather than buy a proper sports car, I will take this beaten up wreck and make it look like one for almost as much money.

car bling by fubarderby May 13, 2005

hotline bling 

A shiny piece of jewelry that dangles from you phone as a decorative piece.

Girl, I love that Hotline Bling studded cherry on your phone!!!

hotline bling by NLuvWitDisKoKo January 18, 2016

hotline bling 

When you have a diamond encrusted phone and it rings.

It doesn't 'ring ring' it goes 'bling bling'

Oh look my diamond encrusted phone is hotline blinging!!!

hotline bling by downwitdakidz January 16, 2016

1800 hotline bling 

That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good

He hit me with that 1800 hotline bling

1800 hotline bling by Yogirlpast5 November 3, 2015

Fake Bling 

Something of an oddity, & as far as I am aware, a rarity. Whilst most Chavs enjoy an unhealthy dose of jewelery/gold plated jewelery, those wearing Fake Bling are in possesion of a poor quality, cheap attempt at Bling. Fake Bling is often plastic, hollow & adorned with plastic diamonds & gold paint, one such example was a plastic padlock, that lacked a back, was painted with sparkly gold paint & worn in conjunction with a potentially real gold necklace by an extremely mo mo chav.

Kev: "Check out my amazing Bling!"
Average Joe: "Uh, that looks kinda plastic, in fact, I'm pretty sure those diamonds are stickers..."
Average Jim: "Its Fake Bling."

Fake Bling by Traize July 4, 2005