bench

to make out

oml we just saw two kids benching at glen oval

by benchlord69 July 28, 2019

benched

1. To be in serious trouble.

2. To be unsightly, unpleasant, or inferior.

"Bro, I just benched that test."

"That pizza was so bench."

by lalaland045 March 4, 2024

bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.

That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!

by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.

Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.

by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024

Bench

Something you can sit on

Jill:”hey bill look at the cool bench”
Bill:”that’s a nice bench

by Jill.32z October 10, 2018

Benches

A stupid question asked by Dawson Kennedy and answered by Will Jackson

I love benches

by hugjgv March 31, 2018