The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.

I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.

by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011

The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.

Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.

by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019

Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.

Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!

by J_Dogg January 2, 2009

The Bearded Starfish

When a male sticks his cock in the girl's vagina simultaneously with his nuts in her asshole. Thus called because it hits both the chocolate starfish and the bearded clam.

Vicki was so loose that I was able to pull the bearded starfish on her skanky ass.

by Harry Ballsonya October 3, 2003

angry bearded dragon

The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.

After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.

by markosjovenson August 1, 2010

voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.

chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

by PhantomToe October 29, 2007