Lick the batteries

The act of licking nipples that are overly erect.

She’s got those post-nursing nipples, so I’m gonna lick the batteries.

by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018

batting practice

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005

batting

Coming from the term bat which means marijuana cigarette, batting is to smoke multiple "bats" with a group of friends over the course of one day, usually outside and in different locations.

hey man want to go batting?

Sure Ill huck in.

by Merner October 9, 2006

buttering my pancake

A term that complete idiots use to mean just kidding.

Matt: Hey chris i had sex with your mom last night
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it

(chris begins to cry)

Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)

by Ross the Great August 27, 2006

badgering

1) Badgering is a cruel sport in which hounds are sent into a badgers den to flush out badgers so the farmer can destroy them and keep them off his land

2) Looking for a parner to have sex with

3) Putting the hound up the badgers den

1) Tom was relieved once the hound had shot up the badgers den

2) Tom and his hound were often out badgering of a night time

3) Tom almost shot a rifle load as he prepared to shove the hound into the badgers den, and afterwards Shiela felt relived that her den had been badgered

by The Fondler March 30, 2007

Kinko Batting

Kinky sex using a bat as a woopie stick (skin lolipop). While doing it deep throat style.

Wow sloan's mom is kinko batting tonight.

by Brandon Micheal Sloan May 29, 2003

throwing batteries

instigating for fun; hyping someone up; energizing someone to do something; provoking someone to your amusement

I saw 2 girls arguing so I started throwing batteries at them like "Oh you gone let her talk to you like that?" "I wouldnt take that if i was you" "Oooo those is fighting words" to hype them up to fight

by Jersey Boss January 14, 2008