Asshole

See Casper

A total dick somehow

Oh my god, your being a total Asshole

by 420babygirl;) February 8, 2020

asshole

a guy who likes to make people like him, just so he can then put them down for his own gain. will go out of his way to make you laugh, and then go further out of his way to hurt you, either with sarcasm, name calling, or some other type of humiliation to continue to stroke his ego. he knows you enjoy the laughter he gives you, so you'll tolerate it. usually does this with female love interests but may also behave this way with friends, colleagues, and family members.

girl: kenny hasn't talked to me in a week! i really miss him.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.

by linfbaby September 10, 2013

Asshole

Someone who is insensitive and mean

Mom, why are you such an asshole you monkey ape maggot penis

by Mehmeef November 26, 2017

Asshole

A dumass that kicks you in the ass when you walk by him.

You running into the classroom and you walk by him hi is gonna smash you balls and youre asshole

by dunnel February 24, 2013

Asshole

Someone who is a lazy fat useless motherfucker with no real work ethic.

Scott Russo is a fucking asshole

by goth66653 June 5, 2016

Asshole

A human being (possibly non-human) incapable of giving two shits about anyone else.

An asshole is someone who enjoys showing up late to work consistently and yelling at someone when they confront you about it. Parrot

by Escuzi March 18, 2013

asshole

a dual nun-chuck wielding Abraham Lincoln sorcerer (with a monacle)

youre an asshole
thanks!

by tsnpdd July 1, 2011