Nutty Armadillo

A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.

After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.

by Stan Trebazi January 19, 2012

Social Anomaly

A person with no perceptible faults,who consistently fails at achieving matches thru all forms of social media.

"Every dating site I know refunds my money because I'm a social anomaly"

by Badd Panda June 14, 2017

horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020

persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.

I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!

by Alifuego July 26, 2020

Reverse Armadillo

When the guy is laying down and the girl does a backbench and rolls onto the penis like an armadillo but in reverse

I heard Garret and Kalen tried the reverse armadillo last night.

by GK2001 February 24, 2022

screaming hairy armadillo

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;

ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework

by wowwow yt November 15, 2021

afromative action

The reason a black person gets a job(mostly state jobs) over a white person, even if he/she has less education, work experience, and or work ethic (aka lazy)

also see affirmative action

how in the hell did she get that job, all she does is smoke newports and plays on her phone all day. Afromative action, she got hired over the Yale graduate

by glitter balls December 1, 2010