lazy applesaucer

someone using their fork from dinner to eat applesauce because they're too lazy to get a spoon

man 1: hey want some applesauce?

man2: yeah sure

man1: need a spoon?

man2: nah im good, imma lazy applesaucer it.

by cregg go hard March 9, 2010

dick applesauce

Dick applesauce is where someone mistakes ur or someone elses dick for apples and smash it up and eat it for a delicious and fruity dessert

Nic: man I had some great dick applesauce last night!

Mary: I did to I used ur dick

Nic: *bleeding profrusely from the groin* damn gurl

by ur a penishumper police poop! April 26, 2014

Mashed Apples

Apples that have been baked, then mashed, and look like mashed potatoes, but there apples that have been mashed.

Mmmmmm, I had the best mashed apples with cinnamon today.

by Jvshangold January 1, 2017

A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011

applesauce

-noun
1. apples stewed to a soft pulp and sometimes sweetened or spiced with cinnamon.

2. Slang. nonsense; bunk. Nonsensical talk or writing

Origin: 1730-40; apple + sauce

This is some fucked up shit - I mean, applesauce.

APPLESAUCE. Applesauce I tell you!

by Apple Applesause Sause March 12, 2008

applesauce

Bi product from heat and sweat and whatever material is formed during the rubbing of the butt cheeks during a vigorous activity especially during a 100 plus degree day. Especially indicitive to adolescent children who do not believe in good hygiene.

Hey son, how was basketball practice. Good dad, but i got to take a shower i have a bunch of applesauce in my butt cheeks.

by Dave Allison74 November 8, 2010

applesauce

The answer to life and everything else....

Hillary: Hey John what is the meaning of life?
John: Applesauce fool

by Jc03 February 6, 2010