Anus Fishing

When a drunk hobo pokes his wrinkled shlong in and out of your rectum, is a fishing method.

Most times , fishing with thw worm doesn't work ;)
woa, i got such a boner last night when this one hobo started Anus Fishing me.




by Jobucb July 11, 2008
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Anus Burger

by anusburger January 09, 2011
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anus smash

I slipped off the bike pedals and received a vicious anus smash.
by Siosiekay March 19, 2018
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anus monkey

it is a very rare disease mostly found in males. Its comes from monkeys that are found on the island of anus.
when you get attacked my an anus monkey you now have a monkey in your anus. There is no know cure for this rare disease and you can only supress the monkey for awhile. But if u do that there is a great risk that ur anus will explode.
anus monkey that lives in your anus and lives off shit.
by kiedgs October 26, 2007
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anus thief

the anus thief stole my rectum and spnincter!
by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006
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anus on fire!

During the course of pleasurable anal activities, the impact is so great which causes a heat rash around the outer and inner regions of the anus. It causes the hair that grows around and sometimes inside the anus to burn away. In the worst case the flames go all the way inside the anus and it turns black.
Ho lad, slow down or else it causes an 'anus on fire!'
by Friso July 20, 2006
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Beer Anus

A constant, foul liquid that purtrudes from the anus typically caused from massive alcohol consumption the previous night. see Ass Piss.
"You want to go to Treesburg and floss this afternoon?"
"Nah man, Ive caught the beer anus"
by C. money January 29, 2006
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