"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."
by Ian Vi. February 28, 2024
Get the Amish Invitemug. An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
Get the Neo-Amishmug. Amish is a person who listens to music artists like Juice WRLD and Lil Uzi Vert. Although Amish is attractive he gets his heart broken easily. He is a smart, laid back and a gamer
by Andrew Wilson December 28, 2020
Get the Amishmug. by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019
Get the Amish Surfboardingmug. When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.
I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!
by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017
Get the amish vacationmug. To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.
by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024
Get the Amish Masturbatemug. by Skinnypills July 13, 2020
Get the Amish Periodmug.