Albert

this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he

Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...

by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018

Fatty Albert

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time

Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it

by Hydro•22 June 21, 2018

Albert

Albert is a nice guy that loves someone called Kayla so much

(Please vote this in)

Girl: I love you Albert
Boy: I love you too Kayla

by Ohfhtftg March 21, 2019

Albert F. Biella

A school for idiot children.
But 2019 6th graders are great.
Frankie please stop yelling nigger at lunch though-
Hi at this school we all talk shit about other schools while sharing food and using our phones when we’re not supposed to.

Cassy and Pablo: sharing food

Kids coming over for the basketball game:
Ew wtf

Everyone:
This is Albert F. Biella bitch!

by Caramel’s Gay April 28, 2019

Albert

Albert is a Florida Roblox player who constantly trolls robloxians with admin commands and screeches every 5 seconds before the video starts. He's very chill and immature, however, his videos are hilarious.

Robloxian12: Hey, you know Albert, right?
Catty76: Ummm... who?
Robloxian12: Get the ###### ### ## my friends list.

by SweetHeartAnne May 8, 2019

Albert

Usually ditches friends to mess with girls

Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert

by Maybe I’ll November 30, 2019

Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019