by hdmq December 11, 2015
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When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008
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Get the Boston alarm clock mug.When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010
Get the False Alarm Fart mug.While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.
by Caveman Robin February 19, 2008
Get the Green Alarm Clock mug.when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
by the twizzle January 2, 2008
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Holy Tittyfuckers! Mary just had a Hungarian Fire Alarm, there aint no way in shit I would tap that hot ass pussy for at least 5 minutes.
by Bartholomew Xavier Optimus Prime April 21, 2008
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