double agent

to take two fingers and insert into girls vagina,and move back and forth like a dick, as in an inside job.

"I'm gunna double agent these bitches!"

by Scio Syndicate May 9, 2008

Secret Agent Sanchez

You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!

Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)

I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!

by Big "Fuck The Other Big Bosses" Boss November 10, 2008

FBI AGENT

A SNITCH!!!

Little girl~"MOM TELL HIM TO STOP BOTHERING ME"
Mother~"I DONT GIVE A FUCK LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FBI AGENT"

by handom July 27, 2015

secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Estate Agent's car

The new mini cooper. As popularised by the London estate agents Foxtons.

That is such an estate agent's car.

by Shelley Issacs October 4, 2006

double agent

Thinking you need to fart, but when you do, you release a giant shit that rattles the earth

Mark did the double agent, and had a bad case of mudbutt.

by DatFag February 28, 2014

Shecret Agent Man

A male who claims they are a transgender female to infiltrate women's spaces for nefarious reasons

Karen White, convicted of raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Shecret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.

by ba327 January 29, 2019