Captain Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.

Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008

fair fox ache

The Drunken Irish pronunciation of “For Fucks Sake”

Person: Fair Fox Ache Lad, gent me another pint

by MikeyD25 October 18, 2017

making my balls ache!

An expression of grief used for humorous purposes.

"Damn it woman quit making my balls ache!"

by the legionist March 21, 2021

plummy ache

A tummy ache from eating too many plums.

Oh, I got a plummy ache after eating too many plums at the farmers' market.

by Anthony W. Yochmann August 14, 2008

gut ache

Slang term for stomach ache.

Reggie:How are you?
Paul:I have gut ache.

by DarkMagicPaul96 October 18, 2009

AHEM

When someone says something beyond stupidity without any compromisable answer, due to the comment, they are greeted with a shocked/stunned face and a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down

Alice: I love the sky, its blueeeeee
everyone: AHEM :|

followed by much mocking and teasing

by LEWIS December 1, 2003

achewood

A longterm sideeffect of drinking 'achewater'

Sammy got achewood, hims elavadir don't go all the way up...

by a-quid February 12, 2003