I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE

your name is dallas and your fucking dead

"I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE" any dallas player.

by (｡-_-｡) January 31, 2023

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

I’m not a furry but

The sentence furries say before becoming one

I’m not a furry but I like this protogen video!

by AnonymousNumber2000 October 17, 2021

I’m here for a good time not a long time

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.

*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

by AldrichAmes May 24, 2018

I'm asking for a friend

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016

Fuck you, I'm a dragon

A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.

by The dragonator January 21, 2011

Looks like I'm going for a swim

A hit Nicki Minaj song that is a big boy meme on tiktok

Me: I don't know how to put looks like I'm going for a swim in a sentence

by stoppp❤️ March 28, 2019