Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT April 02, 2012

Fab Panda

When you and your friend are so tight, you're known as fab pandas.

Wow, Julia and Grace are such fab pandas! I totally ship their friendship!

by imafabpanda March 22, 2017

snow panda

snow pandas, also known as snow dragons are asian snow bunnies. basically an asian girl who likes/is into black guys.

there has to be a phrase for asians that are into black guys... oh, a snow panda!

by jml734 April 19, 2020

panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022

white panda

A white girl who loves Asian boys

Lillie is such a white panda always fucking Asians,
Lillie always wants an egg roll

by Eggrollprincess April 29, 2018

Panda Pox

a disease you can get from a panda that plays soccer and runs like a chicken, originates in oregon and does have a medicine but doesn’t work on canadians

Did you see that kid got panda pox?

by howta28 December 03, 2018

panda ass

verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.

Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!

by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009