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moses husband

a very chill guy, people compare him to corpse husband because of his deep voice and how he doesn’t like revealing his personal details
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3
by humony February 7, 2021
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Moses

Dude1: You know the author Moses?
Dude2: Yeah i'm currently reading his book the bible.
Dude1: What chapter you're currently reading?
Dude2: I'm currently readng the 69th chapter of the old testament.
by KonstiDerKek177013 March 29, 2021
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Moses

Use this word as a response when you encounter a question you want to dodge or can’t be bothered to answer.
“How’d you do that?”
“Moses”
by Abudora April 17, 2021
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Moses

A hot boy who is sexy and good in bed, he also will fall in love with a girl named Gretchen.
Moses is a human.
by Sjxhisownxnxbwhjwnzzbsh May 20, 2021
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A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024
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Moses

Racist. REALLY racist. Is a total anime nerd and enjoys seeing people suffer. Loves slurs (even the non-tasteful ones). Repeats Tiktok memes all the time. Probably gay for Sam.
Person: Racism is bad.
Moses: Hahaha, you have a great sense of humor.
by fleurfairee October 28, 2024
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Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd
Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling
by Cools Man December 1, 2024
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