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michael

1. A term used to describe a girl pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.

2. Transgender
1. I might set up an Michael today, loving those camwhores right now.

2. That girl would be so pissed off if she knew I was an Michael.

3. Man, he got Michael'd bad, I had to get out of there before it went to far.
by M.Rmyer April 24, 2008
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Michael

Literally the hottest guy on earth. goes to a catholic school usually... plays sports such as track and basketball soccer and football. he is asian but tall. a great guy. hilarious. has a great body, and knows it. all the girls want him but few get him. flirts with all the hot girls and everyone wants him.
Em: "did you see michael at practice the other day?"
CC: "yea he was so hot, like usual"
by oscarMEYERCOX January 9, 2011
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Michael

A plain bitch. Forever alone. Acts cool. (really isn't) Makes fun of people.
Guys stop being a Michael.
by InsaneShadowEscape February 7, 2015
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Michael

michael/micky

is proper cool, nicest guy you'll ever talk to.
hes very modest and has got dead nice hair
he likes horses and he sends cringey edited

pictures from picnik, hes cute as fuck
horse 1 - michael is so cool
horse 2 - i know look at his canter
blacksmith - i made them shoes
by annoymous111222333 March 22, 2012
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Michael

If your name is Michael you have likely been dumped in every relationship you’ve ever had. This is not due to any shortcomings of Michael - he simply loves too hard.

Nonetheless, Michael’s persistence remains strong, as Michael’s idea wife is a Hindu bride.
Don’t be fooled by Michael’s white-washed name, Michael’s enjoy dabbling in ethnicity, and are particularly attracted to the African American, Indian and Punjabi cultures.

Michaels are witty, charming, and have a good sense of humour. If you catch a Michael, be sure to never let him go.
Grab me some curry and naan bread! I’m about to get Michael’d
by Jennyfromtheblock101 February 27, 2019
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Michael

Someone with a small d***!
Michael: Well it’s true!
by Hola_123 June 26, 2018
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michael

michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.
Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!
by mylunatuna July 30, 2012
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