That one fucking guy on your dorm floor who doesn't speak to anyone but is somehow always in and out of the elevators. He looks slightly intimidating but in reality is probably a really socially awkward guy who you should really reach out to.
by The Legendary PB Bunkcus November 14, 2019
Get the werewolf johnsonmug. Likes to make people pop, legendary shard sniper. One of the Feds most wanted according to him. Swangs and bangs in a white merc.
Example 1: If u need to know about pilos and Feds, call 'Pop Johnson'
Pop Johnson: "Have you ever bought an Apple TV,
Then your shit is got from the government. The CIA runs everything"
Pop Johnson: "Have you ever bought an Apple TV,
Then your shit is got from the government. The CIA runs everything"
by 12cedarboy July 13, 2021
Get the pop johnsonmug. The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.
Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
by ItsHelloGuineaPig November 11, 2017
Get the laura johnsonmug. Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.
by itreb ekim December 3, 2014
Get the Johnson Dripsmug. Is another word for a condom.
Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.
I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.
I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.
by Joenig786 October 23, 2008
Get the Johnson Sleevemug. person with a very large penis
by killa turkey145 May 19, 2016
Get the brett johnsonmug. by dumbassboihosnap November 5, 2018
Get the Baillie Johnsonmug.