davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
by glizzy squad November 8, 2022
Get the davidmug. by ilovemyemoboyfriend January 7, 2022
Get the davidmug. by rileywynt March 5, 2021
Get the davidmug. greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm
by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021
Get the david..mug. 
Get the Davidmug. The coolest and best Asian around. He was nominated for best Asian 10 executive and non executive times in row...THATS 20 BEST ASIAN AWARDS
by Schmoebro May 9, 2018
Get the Davidmug. David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021
Get the Davidmug.