Carl iii

Carl iii is the act of smearing human excrement onto your own face while masturbating until ejaculation. The technique originates from Nigeria as a form of endearment.

I just caught my friend Tom doing a "Carl iii" in his bedroom!

by Randy2902 October 19, 2021

prairie carl

prairie dogging over a glass table while somebody watches from underneath.

my girlfriend wanted a cold carl so bad but i just kept prairie carling her until she couldnt wait any long.. then i released.

i love watching it come out then go back in.. intriguing!

by consumes mass pile December 18, 2008

Dirty Carl

When a male inserts his penis into a girls ass, while massaging her breasts with his right hand,and fingering her with his left hand all at the same time.

"last night my boo and me did the dirty carl position and I can still feel all his body parts inside me!"

by Rande and Cynthia July 1, 2006

carl-connor

to prematurely pass-out or become incapicated before a night really begins. generally due to excess consumption of drugs and/or alcohol

'where's joe?'
'he's K.O'd on the couch.'
'christ, i knew he'd totally carl-connor out'

by daveogabe October 31, 2008

Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007

Camping Carl

A term given to any person that spends an unacceptable amount of time in one area of a video game map. The reasons for their lingering range from not being able to get kills to taking a break to bate it. Generally disliked by all other players for using overpowered sniper rifles and carbines. Other synonyms include Mallow Maker, Negative Nathan, and Bouncing Betty.

"GOD DAMN IT! That Camping Carl just shot me in the back because I ran past his camping ass!"
"Don't worry dude. He's probably about to go beat his meat or put something in his balloon knot anyway."

by Tobysrh August 16, 2009

warm carl

(n.) When a partners shits on you but you are protected by saran wrap.

Also see hot carl and cold carl.

She gave me a hot carl but I didn't have to shower afterwards.

by Mango January 2, 2003