1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
Get the Brendan's fantasy football teammug. by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022
Get the Brendanmug. The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.
Brendan is hot as hell.
by Unresistable... May 22, 2025
Get the Brendanmug. 
brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend
by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024
Get the Brendanmug. The slimiest, greasiest don
Brendan: Oh i would help you but like i’m with my girlfriend...
Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan
Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan
by Djamila November 7, 2020
Get the Brendanmug. A Brendan Bevola is a very broad and alternative name for a drink or beverage that is usually alcoholic
Derived from the Australian Football player, 'Brendan Fevola', the "Fev" in Fevola is much similar to the abbreviation of "Beverage" which is 'Bev'. Often you'll hear this at parties in Australia, more commonly in Victoria. Very basically, the term is just an alternative to the word "drink" or "beverage" or any specific drink.
Derived from the Australian Football player, 'Brendan Fevola', the "Fev" in Fevola is much similar to the abbreviation of "Beverage" which is 'Bev'. Often you'll hear this at parties in Australia, more commonly in Victoria. Very basically, the term is just an alternative to the word "drink" or "beverage" or any specific drink.
Guy 1: "ay lads we good to leave for Mick's in an hour?"
Guy 2: "fuck, hang on bro, i gotta go pick up some Brendan Bevolas from the Bottle-o first!"
Guy 1: "oh true cunt i gotta grab some meself!"
Guy 2: "fuck, hang on bro, i gotta go pick up some Brendan Bevolas from the Bottle-o first!"
Guy 1: "oh true cunt i gotta grab some meself!"
by Seage May 28, 2019
Get the brendan bevolamug.