Jordan

Jordan is a fun, loving, nice, caring, candy stealing friend. Once you get to know him you will start to love him when you love him you can't stop, he gives you butterflies and is amazing. A Jordan is funny you may like him but he may not like you. You will never know until you ask him but in the end you will be happy.

Jordan is the best.

by Jordans Bae February 21, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a name derived from the Jordan River. Similar to the River, Jordan means "downward flowing." The name is common in all genders, but Jordans are pretty epic in general. Jordans are almost always talented in the athletic department. Basketball, baseball, hockey... Jordans dominate every sports. Furthermore, individuals with this name typically posses humorous qualities and somewhat refined attributes. Most Jordans are also very intelligent. If you know a Jordan, you are a very lucky person. If you are a Jordan, you're even luckier.

Woah, sis, (person number 1) is really cool beans! He/she must be a JORDAN.

I wish I could sit at JORDAN'S lunch table, I would be the most popular kid!
Jordan deserves a good high five for all of his/her contributions to improving our society.

by HaveANiceDay472 February 27, 2019

Jordan

A man sent from hell

person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life

by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020

Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:

"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"

by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019

Jordan

A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.

Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack

by Farlayy July 19, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a very nice boy who always makes you laugh. Most people would fall in love with A Jordan. He is cute and sweet and everyone's dream boyfriend. You fall in love with him when you get to know him.

I think I like Jordan

by helloihatemylife October 20, 2018

Jordan

A tall, attractive guy typically with brown hair and hazel eyes. He is gifted in certain areas and most of the time he’s spending time on Skype with his 3 best friends including his hot gf.

Woah look at Jordan, he’s such a savage

by AldySkid November 17, 2017