Swiss bread

When you pick the mould off mouldy bread and leave holes in it.

Like the cheese…but bread!

Yo mum, why’s my bread got holes in it?

It’s Swiss Bread

by A little seaman June 21, 2021

sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

bread bones

The crust left behind after eating the still edible inside part of a piece of garlic bread that has been toasted for too long.

"Dude, you want my bread bones? I'm just gonna throw them away if you don't want them."

by lime85 May 6, 2009

Virgin Bread

(n). Bread that has never been caressed by human hands nor soiled by toppings.

"Nobody has tainted the virgin bread."

by BigBallFuckers August 29, 2018

bread wad

Noun; jerk, asshole

"Look at that bread wad over there...""If you're going to be a bread wad, dude, you can hang out by yourself".

by Warriorhippie January 13, 2019

Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Bread Skate

A skateboard that is made out of Bread aka a Bread Skate.

Nice Bread skate.

by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019