A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.
(Guys are arguing over sumthing)
"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"
"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"
"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"
"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"
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"Hey Macca, you get lucky last night? Yeah bro, got fucked by a beanie; he came in me, I came on the floor"
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Essentially, they are side bitches.
Essentially, they are side bitches.
Prick: “Aye what did you do last night, brudda?”
Prick 2: “same old tings g, invited some beanie to my yard and got noddy”
Prick 2: “same old tings g, invited some beanie to my yard and got noddy”
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