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zombiefucknuts 

exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse.

Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit!", "Fuck!", "Holy Shit!", "Holy Fuck!" and "Holy Fucking Shit!" just don't seem to do the job.
Person 1: So...not only are people coming back from the dead as zombies and eating people's brains, but someone is supplying them with outfits of Barney & Friends at the same time?

Person 2: That's about the gist of it.

Person 3: Well...Zombiefucknuts.
zombiefucknuts by Deticui December 4, 2005
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Zombie Paper 

Zombie Paper is simply the greatest invention ever. It is reminiscent of fly paper.... but for zombies. When laid out upon the floor, any zombie that steps in it will be stuck. Useful for zombie attacks.
Wow, that Zombie Paper sure did stop all those zombies in Threed!
Zombie Paper by Overlord Hikash October 13, 2004
A drink consisting of White Rum, Dark Rum, sours, and pinapple juice

Got the name because of its grey green colour (like a zombie skin)
zombie by NetFreak April 13, 2005

bath salt zombie 

Condition where person (usually high on bath salts or other hallucinogenic) has a desire to eat human flesh, or faces.
Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!

Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
bath salt zombie by funkyricky July 13, 2012

Naked Zombie Sean Connery

1. The final boss of Samurai Zombie Nation

2. Anything Awesome that catches you by suprise
example 1:
Mc Hammer: hello there young man.
kid 1: Naked Zombie Sean Connery !!

the zombie 

When you're recieving oral sex, you deposit your load in the girls eyes, causing her to walk around with her arms out scrambling for a towel, looking like a zombie.
Last night was great, I gave Lisa a zombie, and she ran into a wall.
the zombie by czech March 4, 2004

zombie shredder 

An undead person who shreds on the guitar like no other. Have been known to eat your face while melting it with tasty riffs.
Mike: "Oh Shit a zombie shredder! He's Come to melt our faces then eat them!!!"
Ben: "Oh God MY FACE!!"
zombie shredder by b3n890 November 12, 2009