penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

Sink & Wink

After pulling off an amazing pool shot you raise your head and wink at the person looking most impressed.

I was playing big liz at pool the other day, i pulled off a sink & wink, now she wants my cock

by Wand to clam October 8, 2009

Bum Winkle

frendly Slang for Anus.

Now then bum winkle, how ya doing

by Bobbymoore May 22, 2010

Bum Wink

to clench your bum when you hear of something disgusting

Person 1 "Oh my did you hear about .....?? she was shaving her legs and while shaving she cut her leg that bad that you could see the bone"

Person 2"Oh my god that just made my bum wink!"

by bumwinker April 7, 2011

Spilly Winkle

A British phrase used when a young lad masturbates and ejaculates into his hand, and tosses it into someone else's face.

Usually an insult, but can be used as a sign of affection on the oddest of people.

"Mrs. Steger," the lad says to their Latin teacher, "have you ever been spilly winkled?"

"You want to spilly winkle Her Majesty the Queen? Treason!"

by Rickuu April 29, 2013

Hink Wink

A variation of the common male wink from across the room that causes females to moisten their lips and gravitate to a male as if a moth to the flame.

In order to perform, one must lick their lips, bite the bottom, and smile in that order while catching the eye of a female, then quickly wink the right eye while continuing to maintain eye contact.

WARNING: May cause head trauma to victim after fall due to pleasure that has been optically transferred to female in question.

(Guy does Hink Wink)

(Girl has mental orgasm and proceeds to approach the male from across the room)

Friend 1: Dude, she's coming over here!
Friend 2: I know, I gave her the Hink Wink

by The Game Ace July 29, 2013

Leak Wink

The act of winking at the person in the next urinal or nearest to you whilst urinating.

1)
Baines: Hey I'm going to take a leak.
Will: I'm going to join you and leak wink you, you bastard.

2)
Jonny: Why did you hit Will?
Baines: He leak winked me over there, the creep.

by Leaky Winker September 8, 2013