Wiener Wake-Up

The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.

Phil: "Dude, Maniel is still passed out, wanna give him a wiener wake-up?"

Luke: "YEAH BUDDAY!"

by PB & LS November 17, 2009

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unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 25, 2007

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Wiener CPR

The act of performing oral sex on a man, see also blowjob.

"Yo, man, that girl Angel gave me a special kind of CPR yesterday!"
"Really? Whaddaya mean?"
"Boy, she gave me Wiener CPR!"
"Suh-weet! High five dude!"
*High- five*

Wiener CPR is fun or all!

by astarinmyownmind June 18, 2010

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He Wiener

When one is being a total asshole

You see that dude? He wiener.

by moomoo21 October 29, 2019

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Wiener Snapper

Mythitcal creature with a human name of Alex or Brandon who hide underneath young boys beds and when the child is asleep they attempt to snap of their wieners. THESE CREATURES AREN'T SMART! So they don't succede much of the time but when they do...They run around screaminf,"I have a wiener!!!"

Compton and Famini are Wiener Snappers!!!

by Bobby HIll BIlly March 07, 2010

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