Wiener Wake-Up

The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.

Phil: "Dude, Maniel is still passed out, wanna give him a wiener wake-up?"

Luke: "YEAH BUDDAY!"

by PB & LS November 17, 2009

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unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com December 25, 2007

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GALACTIC WIENER SNOT

ALIEN SEMEN/CUM

THE ALIEN LEFT GALACTIC WIENER SNOT IN MANY OF HIS MATES ON MULTIPLE PLANETS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.

by jamessthilaire December 20, 2017

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abnormally pink wiener

A penis belonging to someone of red hair and rather pale skin, suggesting that their genitalia would carry an abnormally pink hue.

David Caruso sure seems tough in CSI: Miami until you remember that he's totin' around an abnormally pink wiener.

by Drew n Mike KICK ASS April 20, 2006

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Wiener CPR

The act of performing oral sex on a man, see also blowjob.

"Yo, man, that girl Angel gave me a special kind of CPR yesterday!"
"Really? Whaddaya mean?"
"Boy, she gave me Wiener CPR!"
"Suh-weet! High five dude!"
*High- five*

Wiener CPR is fun or all!

by astarinmyownmind June 19, 2010

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