wenis

the skin that allows the elbows to bend, but it sounds really dirty and funny

1.) stop rubbing my wenis
2.) mmm my wenis is dried up and crusty..wanna lick it?
3.) my wenis stretches ;)

by ~*~sarah~*~ February 22, 2005

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weenie lipper

the rim around the head of the penis that gives the penis that firemans hat look.

I like the way she licked my weenie lipper

by steve April 29, 2003

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weenie bikini

Classic term for men's speedo swim suit.

Banana hammock, etc. "He is wearing a weenie bikini." "Ha ha."

by Roe Coreil December 31, 2007

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A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.

"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."

"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."

"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"

by tippyton March 5, 2013

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Wernis

An evolved form of Pernis, superior to it from any given perspective.

Wiser, more colourful, with a more pleasant chirp and with a better overall personality.

What are you still doing with that Pernis?
Nowadays everyone loves Wernis.

by Wernisologist May 3, 2022

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