Italian wedding soup

When a chick gets fucked, and as a result has a pussy full of hot cum, hurries home and makes her boyfriend/ husband eat her out. The unsuspecting dude gets a mouth full of another guy’s salty man juice. (Opposite of the Italian breath mint ).

If that dude then fucks the girl, leaving even more man chowder in her coot, the whole process can be repeated with another guy (such as a chick screwing everyone at a party).

I think jimmy has been cheating on me, so I'm going to give him a little Italian wedding soup as revenge.

Hey dude, that blonde just let me go down on her! Oh yea, the same blond that I just left a huge load inside of twenty minutes ago?

by dr_munch'O'lot December 9, 2006

Canadian wedding dress

A particular form of attire worn by females that includes a denim skirt paired with a denim jacket. A denim shirt worn under the jacket is optional, but does not add any level of authenticity. Often described as the female version of the "Canadian tuxedo". Originated circa 1989.

See Becky's outfit when going to the mall in Roseanne episode: "House of Grown-ups". Darlene should have said: "You're going to wear your Canadian wedding dress to the mall? Don't you think you're a little over dressed?"

by Benji Barker January 27, 2007

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 January 12, 2009

Assault Rifle Wedding

worse than a shotgun wedding...

I'd rather have a shotgun wedding than an assault rifle wedding.

the halo 3 assault rifle is for n00bs

by Gambit3896 August 17, 2010

Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020

wedding sex pyramid

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.

I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.

by PDXTabs March 12, 2021

white trash wedding

When two gay men go back and forth sharing breath after one of them has just inhaled poppers and the other has just taken a big hit from a bong or pipe ( usually filled with T). The high from the drug along with the rush from the poppers and the slowly decreasing amount of oxygen combine for a fun ride.

Hey man would you like to do a white trash wedding?

by Joey joe September 24, 2023