Central Park Wasted 

The state of being more obliterated than you've ever been in your entire life. Symptoms may include smashing your head against a boulder, vomiting, public vandalism, sleeping on rocks, chance of concussion. Most common symptoms include humiliation and a deep personal reflection. Drastic lifestyle changes may follow.

"Bro, you haven't been wasted until you've been central park wasted!"

"How drunk were you?!? ..."I was central park wasted."

Central Park Wasted by Lil' Day-Day October 20, 2012

White girl wasted

when you go to another drunk girls house and she stole your frap and you get extremly drunk because of how white girl wasted you are. btw ur white if you didnt know and everyone else is also white. You start singing along to random japanese songs and completey failing, Pretending you`re mexican and waking up to find 5 miss calls from your self and also finding all night you were making out with a cow,

GIRL WE WERE SO WHITE GIRL WASTED, WE WERE EVEN MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED THEN BRITTNEY, WELL READY TO GET MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED TIME

White girl wasted by h790ik May 3, 2018

I just wasted your time. 

i just wasted your time clicking/ searching this up.

you can leave now. I just wasted your time.

I just wasted your time. by yuri tared December 6, 2019

Sober Wasted 

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.

Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!

Sober Wasted by no_nameyo May 19, 2013

Sugar Wasted 

The act of getting drunk off of a major sugar rush

Guy 1: Bro did u see anna last night? She was so sugar wasted!

Guy 2: No Way! So was Bridgett!

Sugar Wasted by ZeroCool096 March 5, 2011

White School Girl Wasted 

Becoming so intoxicated that you dance like a dirty whore, hook up with several people, become extremely annoying, lose memory, and vomit profusely at the end of the night. After becoming white school girl wasted, females believe that they are much cooler for having doing so and brag to their friends for days.

"Yolanda can't handle her alcohol, and has become white school girl wasted! She's kissing other girls!!"

White School Girl Wasted by MDYM October 3, 2011

chocolate wasted

when you're fucked up by CHOCOLATE over dosage. directions: buy a shitload of chocolate food products. it does NOT have to be plain chocolate: it can be cake, brownies, ice cream, etc....this is something extremely cool people do to have fun on Saturday nights.

me: Hey Liam, wanna get chocolate wasted on saturday?
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!

chocolate wasted by lildots22 September 26, 2011