Grand Valley State University

A liberal arts college located in Allendale, MI. Grand Valley carries the 2nd lowest acceptance rate in the State of Michigan. Most who do not get accepted wind up at colleges such as Michigan State University or glorified community colleges such as Western or Central. Known for the athletics, Grand Valley beat the living shit out of over-rated Michigan State in basketball in 2007. Grand Valley also is able to fill an entire building with National Championships. To fit in, a student must own a Sigg water bottle, a North Face jacket, and a sense of being better than everyone that does not go to GVSU. Most graduates are placed in positions where they manage graduates of Michigan State, Western, and Central.

Student 1: Damn, I didn't get in to Grand Valley State University.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.

by Drew Neitzel August 18, 2009

Metea Valley High School

A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.

Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?

Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!

Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?

Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!

Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!

by bassmaster6969696969 January 27, 2013

valley central

A decent school with racist staff and teachers! No black teachers, strict dress codes for the pervy teachers, and a shitty football team. At least the juniors and seniors are hot, though.

And Ms. Ostner over in the middle school😉

Warwick is better than Valley Central

by thehottestbitchwithanass September 5, 2021

ralston valley

One gay ass mother fucking high school.

Ralston valley is the school for white bitches.

by Hugh G. Wang March 11, 2016

Valley Village

euphemism for North Hollywood,CA

usually used by those who arent yet ready to admit that they live in the valley in attempt to make their area seem nice

Sandra - "So where do you live now? Hollywood?"

Carol - "Um..Valley village"

Sandra - "Ohhhh.....I hear its nice there"

by Analogue August 26, 2005

Metea Valley High School

Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.

RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"

Student: "But why not?"

Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"

Student: "?"

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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)

Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"

Student going to Metea: "Metea :("

Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"

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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")

Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"

Kid: "Why?"

Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"

Kid: -_-

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Metea Valley High School at its finest

by jimmy67483 August 24, 2011

Valley of the Shadow of Death

The Valley of the Shadow of Death is a place where soldiers fight to the death and are protected by god above. God Save The Marines

Semper Fidelis

Today, we enter the Valley of the shadow of death. Men will die. Dead or Alive, We will leave no-one behind. I will be the first to step on the field and the last to step off.

by blackhawk815 November 7, 2005