VILF

Vampire I'd Like to Fuck

Bree: *swoons* Oh my God, Edward Cullen...
Pogan: I know, he is a total VILF.
Bree: So are Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle.
Pogan: You're right, they're all a bunch of VILF's

by ButterfliBritt October 5, 2008

vilf

Vampire I'd Love to Fuck.
Take note, it's Love, so the vampire is REALLY hot.

Person 1: Have you read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.

by Rockstar69 April 8, 2009

Vilfred

Vilfred is the russian word for an all mighty leader/god. The vilfred has always been respected and feared by the russian zhar. It is said that the russian revolution was started by the vilfred because the zhar disapointed him.

The vilfred is almighty and shall be feared

by Vilfred the all mighty August 19, 2018

vilf

Villainess I'd like to fuck!

Wow, that Catwoman...she's a definite VILF!

by Jorg Sacul August 5, 2006

VPILTF

Acronym for "Vice President I'd Like to F**k". This is a modification of MILTF and became popular when John McCain in the 2008 election, rather than picking a qualified candidate for vice president, went bonkers and picked an ex Alaska beauty queen runner up.

Sarah Palin is certainly my VPILTF.

by stormrunner October 29, 2008

VILF

Virgin I Like to Fuck

Look at that MILF

Na man that s a "VILF"
EVEN BETTER!

by TreeWatcher February 23, 2011

VILF

Vampire I'd like to fuck. Usually refering to the Cullens from the Twilight saga.

Lily: OME Edward, Jasper and Emmett are totally VILF
Alexandra: I know right they're so hot
Lily: To bad they're fictional

by LilyCeleste813 December 17, 2008