bostonian vegetarian

You act and tell everyone you’re a vegetarian, but eat prime meat cuts at social gatherings because that shit is too good to pass up.

Just so y’all know, I’m a Bostonian vegetarian, but these pork ribs hit tho and I can’t resist

by @dirty February 12, 2022

vegetarian

a person who only eats meat. often gets confused with not being able to eat meat but they were people who didnt eat vegetables hence why their called vegetarians.

person 1: the new meats ive tried whilst vegetarian were peng
person 2: oh i might try it

by badoinggg December 27, 2019

Buffalo Vegetarian

A person who follows all of the guidelines for a vegetarian except for Buffalo Chicken Wings.

Mike defined himself as a vegetarian but when it came to wings from Duffs he turns into a Buffalo Vegetarian.

by Jillawha June 12, 2019

Market Vegetarian

A person who does not buy meat (from either restaurants or grocery stores) but will eat meat if it has already been prepared.

The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.

At a house party:
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?

Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.

Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?

Person 2: Exactly

Person 1: What a hipster

by angularmerkel September 30, 2018

Vegetarian

people that don’t like meat, therefore can’t get dick and are probably lesbian

bro hiw was that date?

horrible she was a vegetarian and didn’t want my meat

by livvielife21 January 14, 2019

Theoretical Vegetarian

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.

I'm a theoretical vegetarian.

by WhereEaglesDare March 16, 2017

vegetarian blowjob

This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.

It's a fuckin vegetarian blowjob, what more you want me to say?

by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022