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vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.
"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"
by sproutgirl April 13, 2014
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Vegetarian

by Ardevreisibatfemei November 10, 2018
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Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.
Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.
by MyOtherNameWasTaken September 6, 2013
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Market Vegetarian

A person who does not buy meat (from either restaurants or grocery stores) but will eat meat if it has already been prepared.

The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.
At a house party:
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?

Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.

Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?

Person 2: Exactly

Person 1: What a hipster
by angularmerkel September 30, 2018
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Weekday Vegetarian

An approach to adopting a more plant-based (flexitarian, semitarian, demitarian, reducetarian) diet. Involves restriction of meat/seafood consumption to the weekends and only eating vegetarian-permissible foods the 5 weekdays of every week. Additionally, weekday vegetarians sometimes endorse/promote using seafood consumption to cut down meat-consumption (especially red meat consumption) on the days meat is eaten.

Is often (but not always) used as a tool to slowly transition to a fully vegan, vegetarian or pescetarian diet pattern.
“My son kept failing or quitting the vegetarian diet because he felt too restricted and overwhelmed. He now does the Weekday Vegetarian diet to limit his intake of animal products and is maintaining it a lot more easily.
by IbreathAir November 3, 2022
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Vegetarian

The vegetarian was a cunt.
by StankyDemon November 4, 2019
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vegetarian

someone who only eats meat. they once wasnt allowed to eat vegetables but now their allowed to hence the name.
person 1- ive turned vegetarian and the new meats ive tried are so nice
person 2- i might try that sounds meaty ;)
by badoinggg December 27, 2019
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